DAMN TIM BAILEY AND HIS DUMB WEATHER REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for those of you who don't know, there are a few people in the world that just shit me to tears for no reason other than that they exist.
eg.- nicolas cage, darryl summers and tim bailey.
i hate Hate HATE tim bailey. the man drives me mad. he is like 40 and pretends that the is 21 and hip and cool and he doesnt even realise that jessica rowe and all the rest of them at channel ten news treat him like mario off the footy show.
the point of this is, the weather report.
despite the emminent threat of global warming due to the excessive amounts of greenhouse gasses we all pump in to the atmosphere everyday, the paper reads.....
"LONDON TO SEE COLDEST WINTER IN 60 YEARS"
?????
this cold snap has been waiting for me.
hibernating under the artic waiting for little owen with no blubber to keep him warm, and freeze him while he sleeps.
and although it really has nothing to do with him, i will blame tim bailey.
because maybe if he wasnt such a tosser my year in london would nt be the coldest one in living memory.
i know that my theory has its flaws, but it lets me sleep at night so dont question it- just agree.
tim bailey is a wanker.
i feel warmer already.
xO
for those of you who don't know, there are a few people in the world that just shit me to tears for no reason other than that they exist.
eg.- nicolas cage, darryl summers and tim bailey.
i hate Hate HATE tim bailey. the man drives me mad. he is like 40 and pretends that the is 21 and hip and cool and he doesnt even realise that jessica rowe and all the rest of them at channel ten news treat him like mario off the footy show.
the point of this is, the weather report.
despite the emminent threat of global warming due to the excessive amounts of greenhouse gasses we all pump in to the atmosphere everyday, the paper reads.....
"LONDON TO SEE COLDEST WINTER IN 60 YEARS"
?????
this cold snap has been waiting for me.
hibernating under the artic waiting for little owen with no blubber to keep him warm, and freeze him while he sleeps.
and although it really has nothing to do with him, i will blame tim bailey.
because maybe if he wasnt such a tosser my year in london would nt be the coldest one in living memory.
i know that my theory has its flaws, but it lets me sleep at night so dont question it- just agree.
tim bailey is a wanker.
i feel warmer already.
xO
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